AlderN00b | hacking

Who TF is AlderN00b?!

Welcome to AlderN00b, the digital evidence that giving a grown-up unrestricted access to a home lab, a terminal, and entirely too much caffeine is a terrible idea for productivity. This is where I document my chaotic journey through IT tinkering, hacking write-ups, and trying to break things (legally, calm down) without accidentally turning my own network into a smoking crater. Grab a coffee, ignore the warning lights flashing in the background, and enjoy watching a professional figure out what he's doing—one broken configuration at a time.

You’re the Entire IT Department: PHP2Shell Vulnerability

CVE-2026-109618 and CVE-2026-109619 Oh, look at you. Look at the little IT guy. Put the tissues down, what are you doing? Are you crying into a lukewarm mug of Folgers because the internet posted a big scary number with a decimal point? "Oh no, it’s a 9.8! It’s PHP2Shell! The multipart form data is corrupting the heap pointers! We’re all gonna die!" Shut up. Get your shit together. Put it all in a backpack, all your shit, so it's all in there together. Get your shit together.

aldern00b

3 days ago13 min read

How I Automated My Daily CVE Intel Pipeline for $0 (And Saved My Management From Terminal Brain Rot)

Let’s be honest: explaining zero-day vulnerabilities to C-suite executives, non-technical project managers, or your family is a special kind of hell. If you hand them a raw NIST CVSS vector string like CVSS:3.1/AV:N/AC:L/PR:N/UI:N/S:U/C:H/I:H/A:H, their eyes instantly roll back into their heads. If you tell them "an unauthenticated remote attacker can cause arbitrary code execution via a heap buffer overflow," they hear "blah blah tech noise blah." I wanted a system that auto

aldern00b

Aug 76 min read

🧠Creating My Own Uncensored AI to Help Me Hack (Legally, Calm Down)

Let's be honest - most public AI models are basically neutered. you ask them something spicy like, "What ports does SMB use?" and...

aldern00b

May 12, 20254 min read